reasons why living with my dad in the chic high-rise apartment is awesome:
- the fridge is full of fancy, healthy food from whole foods.
- the apartment is absolutely immaculate all the time.
- access to sauna, steam room, gym and pool, all empty and brand new.
- i park next to an m6, ferrari, s55 amg, and super charged range everyday.
- i wake up and overlook beautiful orange county, 17 stories up.
- taking the elevator multiple times a day never gets old.
- since i grew up in a noisy household full of many children and animals, the solitude and quiet of this place never goes unappreciated.
reasons why living with my dad in the chic high-rise apartment is not so awesome:
- the fridge does not magically refill itself. it's mainly my responsibility to ensure we have food. and i've been slacking.
- my dad steam cleans the wood floors at 7am, when i am trying to sleep.
- wood floors that are regularly steam cleaned are slippery.
- as much as i love my dad and his bff quinn, joining them on man-dates to see ridiculous action movies such as "the expendables" is not for me.
- even though i would love to, fact is that i just don't fit in with the ferrari and m6 class.
- the gate to the parking structure closes at 11pm and i don't have a clicker. fml.
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